How do you cut ancient Rome in half

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

Comments (5)

6 years ago

Actually it was Constantine

5 years ago

@A Ancient Romen But that wouldn't be as funny. Logical? Yes. Funny? No.

5 years ago

"TheApocalyptics", don't act like you can do better jokes than that cos trust me the moment you do there will be an Apocalyps

3 years ago

Whats the best tool to cut pizza with? Little Caesars.

1 year ago

there were TWO!!!!!!