What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
How did Helen keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker
Hop In
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player”. In Chuck Norris case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.