INS jokes
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
When you have nothing else to do in your life btw this is someone i know whos rude af
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"