Innovation jokes

Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?

Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

Stephen Hawking:

Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?

A:) Tesla

When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."

The shovel is a ground breaking invention.

*Slaps and laughs*

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.