Illegal jokes
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What makes suicide illegal? Getting caught.
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.