I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.
Illegal Jokes
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
