Illegal jokes

I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

It gets toad.

What makes suicide illegal?

Getting caught.

Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?

Because it's ill-eagle.

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.