Ikea jokes

Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.

Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.

Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.