Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Ikea Jokes
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.