IKEA jokes

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.

Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.

Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.