Ice jokes

The ice cream man tried to murder me today.

Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?

She was hit by a bus.

Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.