What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
Q: What has two wings and a halo? A: IAn asian phone call, Wing, Wing, Halo?
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
