A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
