I pad jokes

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

What happens when Steven Hawking dies?

Take his iPad to Cash Converters.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."