I pad jokes

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

What happens when Steven Hawking dies?

Take his iPad to Cash Converters.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

An iPhone has a button to go home.