I pad jokes

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

What happens when Steven Hawking dies?

Take his iPad to Cash Converters.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!