I Pad Jokes

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

What happens when Steven Hawking dies?

Take his iPad to Cash Converters.

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.