Human Immunodeficiency Virus jokes

Chick

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So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

HIV

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Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

Aid

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While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

Woman

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A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?

I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.