Hum jokes
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
