Howard jokes
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.