Howard jokes
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
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Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.