Howard jokes

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

Howard Stern rules, b*tches!

One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.