New House Jokes - Page 23 - Worst Jokes Ever

You cant put an orphan on house arrest if there isnt a house to arrest them to.

Once there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard then the man came back to my house and floped his penis every were and peeing at the same time and it went all over my face so the next day he came back and I got my Beebe gun and shot a medal beebee in to his peepee. this didn't actually happen

why can’t in orphan play basebalI because he can’t find home

What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk walk home 🏡

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk walk home and walk walk home from a home and walk walk home 🏡 night and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠

How can toilet paper decorate your house

Shit sticks everywhere

What is a difference between a tree tree house that yyyyy

Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today

What did the mom say to her house? I love you you

Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the douchbags house.

Knock knock (It’s the octopus)

I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had to walk around the house 🏡

I did a good walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and people live in the house with my dog I had to a dog and

What is the difference between a human and human rights act to a tree house to the human being and the

:What’s an orphans favorite Netflix show Fuller house

Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.

Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"

A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps.on a cockroach. They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.