Im so poor that when robbers break into my house
they bring me things <_>.
Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.
bob: can I come to your house to meet your family orphan: I don't have a family
What show can the orphan relate to...Full house
Earth is full, Go home!
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house, atleat then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious
Apparently I'm not aloud home house fires, but the neighbours their house burnt lovely
Please stop hurting people's feelings. Or they'll hang around the house.
Why can’t orphans fly’ Because they’re still flying
My wife said why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely
Thank fully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up emily in the bottom of the ocean
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill gates!
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight. ... The parents aren’t home.
What happens to an Orphan that gets on house arrest?
(They Get set Free)
Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.
I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer
people have houses but I don't have a house bc I do t have parents:said the orphan
why can't orphans play house flipper? cuz they don't know what to do
