Why do Orphans not build houses in minecraft? because they want it to be it realistic
My Emo Friend was coming over to my house, When He got there He said "Got a Rope?" I asked why and he said "I want to make a Swing."
An Orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday, i said "Don't you have a family?"
what do you call a house with noone living inside? a orphan house
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
How do you name an asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
When did Jesus die
On luan day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink
Little Johnny walks out to the garage and sees Dad smoking a cigarette. He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have a puff of that cigarette?" Dad asks, "Well, Johnny, can your dick reach your ass?" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, no, Dad, my dick can't reach my ass." His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house.
About an hour later, Little Johnny comes back out to the garage and sees his Dad drinking a beer. He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have some of that beer?" Dad asks, "Well, Johnny, can your dick reach your ass?" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, no, Dad, my dick can't reach my ass." His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house.
About an hour later, Little Johnny comes back out to the garage with a big plate of Tollhouse Chocolate Chip cookies, fresh from the oven. His Dad says, "Wow, Johnny, those sure look like some good cookies. You think I can have some?" Little Johnny asks his Dad, "Well Dad, can your dick reach your ass?" His Dad scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, yes, Johnny, I do believe my dick can reach my ass." Little Johnny says, "Well, Dad, you can go FUCK yourself, cuz Mom made these cookies for me!!!"
what u call a house that isn't a house? not a house
As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
What colour is Stephen Hawkings house ? It's a bungalow.
Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades” all I saw was a slave home!
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
I called an orphans house, saying: are your parents home yet? He started crying
what happens when theres ten people innone house and they all have to shit and theres one bathroom?
its a motherfucking shitz party
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house
jack and jill went up the hill to get to the house they turned the lights out the jill shouts ITS A DILDO WTF?
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
Dont see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return. If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too though.
