Hours jokes

A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"

God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."