Hopelessness jokes

What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.

what is less than 0?

my will to live.

I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".

Why did the orphan commit suicide?

So he could find home.

Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\

All you need is a razor blade in life.

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.

Today was like every other day. It was so terribly long and so terribly dreary. I fear these feelings will never end. I’ll always feel so dark, feel so hopeless. Sometimes all I want is for it to end. For all of it to end, for all of my thoughts to end. I despise the way that always comes to mind. But I feel so lost, feel so hopeless. If something would just work. But nothing has worked. Nothing can fix this. These feelings will pass. These days won't feel so endless... or so absolutely heavy. Just give it some time. Just give it some hope... and some belief. The ‘happy pills’ will work. The doctor says they'll help... they'll help it go away. Just dump the pill in your hand. Let yourself place the little white thing on your tongue... Let yourself throw your head back and swallow. It'll make this better. It should make me feel better.

Everything has changed! The world is so bright— The world is so loud! I don’t know how I never noticed! The sun is so warm— The grass is so green! I feel so awake! I feel so content— I feel so happy! It’s so strange! I’m not anxious— I’m not overthinking! I guess those pills really worked! I think I’m really getting better— I think I’m really going to be happy!

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.

Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.