Hookup jokes

I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.

Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?

Hey, you down to fuck?

No, I’m just down.

Guys to wind the clock up?

What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"

He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"

So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.

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