Hookup jokes
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
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