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The orphan wanted to call home sick but there was no one

the orphan went to school to have food but there was no money in his account

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.

Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You canā€™t come in, youā€™ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothingā€™s been canceled." Kili: "Thatā€™s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "Itā€™s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, itā€™s been in the family for years. Thatā€™s my motherā€™s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, KiĀ­li, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Letā€™s shove this in the hole, or otherwise weā€™ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. Thereā€™s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! Thereā€™s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockheadā€™s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"

Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.

Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly šŸ’€

Two natives sit in the bar getting shit faced. Almost closing time brother you gonna snag yeah I'm taking her home he walks over she gathers her things. Walking out together he takes her to his car outback they stay messing around then start having sex he starts to get carried away he looks at down at her she looks up at him and says slow down cousin your going to fast...

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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnā€™t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itā€™s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

Whatā€™s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? šŸ˜†šŸ˜