Home jokes

What do you call a house with dog hair?

A shed.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Are you a gun because I want to live with you?

The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their home base.

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To because he wanted to find home >:D

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't run home.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

What do you call an orphan? No home-o.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.

She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.