Home jokes
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
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"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.