why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
I made an orphans website but there was no homepage - because they don’t have a home
Little Johnny got told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say : I know the truth they give you money so little Johnny says to his mum I know the truth so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone so when little Johnny’s dad gets home little Johnny says I know the truth his dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone so little Johnny try’s it on the post man and says I know the truth and the post man says come here son
Girl come hear my parents aren't home orphan mine are never
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says you have homework tonight he said sorry teach I don't got a home
Why can't you orfapan play base ball? Thay don't know we're home is
Why are orphans always at school. Cause they can't be home schooled.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home base.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What does a stray cat/dog have in commo..? Both of them don't have a home 😂😂😂
*stranger: tries to kidnap a kid* *kid: runs home* A few minutes later the kid was in the back of the van... If you know you know
Why cant orphans play soft ball????? Because thye dont know where home bass is
for charlie damelio fans my basement is your home now leave a like if you agree with me
i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is
What is wrong with orphans phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents. " Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white." The mother rushes the boy to the hospital while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm. "How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" He exclaims. The wife looks up at him. "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection."
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
I was in math class, when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me "your gonna get a F this time" So I went back home, and F**k my teacher.
Dear Orphans, I have a better orphanage for you, Its my basement :)
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
