My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
