Home Button jokes
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.