Hit and Run jokes

I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.

Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?

He made a hit and run!

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!

I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.