Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
HI Jokes
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Hi, how are you doing?
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
