HI jokes
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Memes
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"