HI jokes
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Memes
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.