What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
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My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
