Heterosexual woman jokes
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 馃樂 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 馃樂 on her dildo, but the mask 馃樂 keep falling off the dildo.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
She (DYM 110)
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."