Heterosexual woman jokes

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What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?

"When is your next blood period?"

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    • What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?

    "I will be back next month."

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    • How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?

    When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.

    How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth

    Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

    because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.