Hershey jokes

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?

Her-she.

Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?

It uses Hershey pronouns.

FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!

DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.

Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.