Heartbreak jokes

My ex's love for me :(

I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.

I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.