Hate

Hate Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

War

Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. πŸ™„πŸ€ͺπŸ’…

Dwarf

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

Friend

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Letter

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Orphan

What company do orphans hate the most?

S. C. Johnson, a family company.

Emo

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate the internet?

Because on the internet, people have families.