Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Hate Jokes
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
