Harder jokes
My dick harder than stone, man.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.