Harder jokes

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

Man: Men have to deal with women.

We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"

Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...