Harder jokes

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

Man: Men have to deal with women.

We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.

"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

What is harder than steel?

My cousin at the family reunion.