Harder Jokes

We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

I tried to start a music career but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why are they crying They said: Because I lost my parents I said: lets find them they cried harder so I walked out of the orphanage.

“Uh daddy harder” the orphan said oh wait he doesn’t have a daddy

I saw a kid crying yesterday and i asked him, “where are your parents”? Than he started crying harder.

In life, some people have it harder than others. Thats why Viagra exists.

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder

You suck harder than a vaccum ever will :)

This kid was crying so I asked him where his parents where. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

If I fuck you harder you have to screen daddy,but what happens when you cum

“Don’t sneeze”

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.

Also,

“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best

My Crandall just be smashing more than u ON DA GIRlS and he was slapping yo girl last night harder the WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

I was in the bedroom slapping ur girl, harder than will at the oscars

Putin be like csgo is much harder in real life!

I had to give up my vegetarian diet.

Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree???

My dick while I'm doing it.

if you.....- take a ccap of a bottle isit decapitaition soryr guys i tre i te i tried harder this tie i ll try again sorry i cant delteeete things

How to give a good hand job?

Bop it Pull it Twist it Harder Better Faster Stronger You put your left hand in You put your left hand out You put your left hand in and shake it all about

None of you ever touch my penis