Harder Jokes

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I tried to start a music career but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

“Uh daddy harder” the orphan said oh wait he doesn’t have a daddy

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why are they crying They said: Because I lost my parents I said: lets find them they cried harder so I walked out of the orphanage.

I saw a kid crying yesterday and i asked him, “where are your parents”? Than he started crying harder.

This kid was crying so I asked him where his parents where. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

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One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

“Don’t sneeze”

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.

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“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best

In life, some people have it harder than others. Thats why Viagra exists.

A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number

What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression fucks you harder

Yesterday i tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were and that made her cry harder. So then i adked her where her house was and she said with tears "i dont have one" so i got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was a orphaninch.