Harder Jokes

We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.

"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)