Harder jokes
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet. Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.