Hamburg jokes

How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?

His buns were too tight.

Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.

What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?

When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.

My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!

Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!