Hamburg jokes
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
