Hair loss jokes
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What’s the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.