Hair loss jokes
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Baal jharne ke upay?
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Bro hes not bald
I feel sorry that your hairline deployed from war with your forehead.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What’s the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline!
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer…
All of the bristles fell out!
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.