Hair loss jokes

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.

Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.

What's the best haircut?

Chemotherapy.

What’s the most expensive haircut?

Chemotherapy.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

What do you call an emo cancer kid?

Chemo.

A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...

All of the bristles fell out!

What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.

What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?

Hair pull.

Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.