Hair loss jokes
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer…
All of the bristles fell out!
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Baal jharne ke upay?
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
I feel sorry that your hairline deployed from war with your forehead.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline!
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
What’s the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?