Gull jokes
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
gay fish.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
Well, at least the one I fucked did.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.