GUI jokes
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Memes
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.