The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
GUI Jokes
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
