GUI jokes

Guys, can you like my jokes, please?

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.

Me: *in a family meeting*

Mom: Ok guys...

Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

Hey guys, it's an alien!

How much cum does a gay guy have?

An ass loaded.

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.

Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.

Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.

How do gay guys finish prayer?

“GAYMEN!”

What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.

You guys are cow-medians!

So funny!

I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭