What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Guardian Jokes
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
Parent Signature_________________
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
