Why do orphans want to die Because they might see there parents in heaven
what makes a child an orphan?
their parents left the for good :D
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
Why can't a orphan be in a relationship,,,,
They have no one to call daddy
What did the Teacher say the the orphan
I am calling your parents
Me. i asked an orphan were his parents were i also said that i promised to take him to them Orphan. there dead Me. a promise made is a promise kept
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Whats a orphans favorite store? Home Depot
Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents won’t pick them up
Do you know why orphans dont have parents ? Because no one rasied you
If you punch and orphan they can't do anything the can't tell their parents
I take all my anger out on orphan why Because they have no parents to run to
why cant orphans sign up for sports? they have to have a parent signature
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
If you ever get mad just punch an orphan what are they supposed to do tell there parents
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore? guardian of the confessional booth
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them
Why can't orphans go to field trips
Parent Signature_________________
