Grimness jokes
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.