Grimness jokes

What do you call a cleaning skeleton?

The Grim Sweeper.

What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"

Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

The grim reaper.

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

Knock knock.

Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.

Grim Reaper who?

The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"