Grimness jokes

What do you call a cleaning skeleton?

The Grim Sweeper.

What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"

Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

The grim reaper.

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

Knock knock.

Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.

Grim Reaper who?

The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"