Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
*family are together playing charades*
Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!
so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
what’s grey and can’t fly? a parking lot
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What do you call a grey, fat and very old unicorn? A rhino
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
