Grey

Grey Jokes

Relationship

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Paint

Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.

Rabbit

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many gray hares it has.

Charade

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

Color

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

Insult

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Hair

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

WhatsApp

Most annoying thing...

When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...

Uncle

Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.

Tea

Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?

Because proper tea is theft.

Tea

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.