Greenhouse jokes
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
screw global warming
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
Why do hospitals have fans?
To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.