Greenhouse jokes

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?

A green bean.

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

Q: What's the best part about gardening?

A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.