How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
When your driving past a graveyard say: wow people were just dying to get in there.
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
Why is there gates on a graveyard? Because people are dying to get inside. lollums
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS: While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Tombstone engraving: I TOLD you I was sick!
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
