What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Why is there gates on a graveyard? Because people are dying to get inside. lollums
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS: While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
