Graveyard

Graveyard jokes

How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.

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  • When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."

    Why are there gates on a graveyard?

    Because people are dying to get inside. Lol

    GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

    While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

    Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

    Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...