Good versus evil jokes
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Community talk
you're standing alone outside in the rain at night. Two portals suddenly open in front of you. In one you can see a beautiful sky world and in the other a dark place with many forests and cliffs. In each portal a man now stands and asks you if you want to join their world and fight against the other world to protect your own world. The man in the dark portal is wearing leather clothes and is about thirty years old, the person in the portal next to him is wearing white robes and also has a golden sword. But he doesn't seem particularly likeable to you. which world will you join? What do they offer you and what will you do after entering the portal?