Good Day jokes

Two friends are talking and one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The friend says, "I was in my car."

Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.

My depression: hey, what's up!

Me: go away.

My depression: well how rude.

Me: 🙄.

My depression: remember that one time......

Me: no, don't even.

My depression: that we.....

Me: nope.

My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.

Me: 😳😶😟.

My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.

I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.

Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?

Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...

Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

What did the water say to the cup?

"Good day!"

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.

Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?

I wake up and I find myself on the floor.