2 friends are talking and the one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The Friend says, "I was in my car."
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
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My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
God You’re having a good day? Me yes beats burning in hell
Hope everyone is having a good day ❤️
Hi alex you will probibly not see this till the morning but I just wanted to say I have had fun sense you were here also thank you so much for protecting me and their for me and yah have a good day!
Why did the snowman say Good day to the sun? Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
I did have a good night sleep good day today and tomorrow I have for a good night sleep and sleep with my
Good day tomorrow and what day are they still good today good time love 💕 day a great 👍 night time and
Good Morning Everyone have a good day and a positive one too! :)
Good day today love 💕 you walk in love 😻 day and a walk home 🏡 night night I did not get snow ⛄️ I love 💕 it is the day that we get a tree 🌲 I have to go get some sleep 💤 was good day at school today but I’m going to be
what did the water say to the cup? good day!
why tranny say have a good day to jew? he goy goy
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Me in my dream: what a good day *rumble* ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
POV: your at school and you just enjoy your day. Now once you found a bully and he said “i will burn you in fire” then u just punched him Out the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage but you took off his cloths and even underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after
