Good Day jokes

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?

Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...

I had a good day.

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

Hello there, have a good day!

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.

Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!

Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.

Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!

Teacher: Where’s the P?

Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)

POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.

Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.

My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

Have a good day tomorrow!

Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?

I wake up and I find myself on the floor.