Good Day jokes
Hello there, have a good day!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
I had a good day.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Community talk
Uh hi. Ducks are known for committing acts of gay necrophilia Have a good day
I'm gathering the pieces people had broken off of me. I'm rebuilding my self, a new hope in my eyes. I will strive to my military dreams. To my career. To my lover, My other. For my friends. Dor my future children. I want nothing bad to them ever. I will keep working hard. fixing myself. I am not an object to break and rebuild, neither are you. You are important too, strive for success long enough. It never comes eas… Read more
Instead of commiting sins and choosing to do wrong, read the bible and find peace instead of being the way you are, find god and seek his help because only HE has good intentions for you on a path that you are on, all he asks of you is too forgive and forget be kind to others, and follow his will.
Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen have a good day.
(this is targeted towards the children of this website and the people who have no business being rude or saying shit about other people, we will forgive you but never forget your crimes)