Gonna jokes

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.

The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"

The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"

The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

I usually hang up Halloween decorations,

but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.

I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.

The Flanders Song

God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."

Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.

Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."

"Leave me alone!"

Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?

My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.

Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.

If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?